Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Red Snapper

How to make a Red Snapper

Ingredients:

• 1 Shot of Almond Liqueur
• 1 Shot of Cranberry Juice
• 1 Shot of Canadian Whiskey

Directions:Shake with Ice and serve in an old-fashioned glass.

The Drunk Man’s Blog

I just realized that we have 10,000 pages of alcohol information on the Drunk Mans Guide, and not one quote from Norm.

We’re going to fix that right now! Following are some great lines from Norm in Cheers:

Coach: How are you doing, Norm?

Norm: Cut the small talk and get me a beer.

Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?

Norm: The warranty on my liver.

Coach: Beer, Norm?

Norm: I heard of that stuff. Better give me a tall one in case I like it.

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?

Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

Coach: Beer, Norm?

Norm: Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?

Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?

Norm: Daddy wuvs you.

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, you got room for a beer?

Norm: Nope, but I am willing to add on.

Sam: What will you have, Norm?

Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood, Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.

Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

What’s doing, Norm?

“Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.”

How’s it going, Mr. Peterson?”

“Poor.”

I’m sorry to hear that.

“No, I mean pour.”

Talk about Oral History!! Here’s a historical Cocktail you might like to make! It’s the 10th Anniversary of the Famous Blue Dress and Monica, and the Oval Office, and Mr. Bill. To make yourself feel better, make a Lewd Lewinski. The recipe is perfect, really, try it.

Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Drunk Monkey

Today marks the end of the first work week in 2008. Why not have a Drunk Monkey?

How to make a Drunk Monkey

Ingredients:

1. 1 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
2. 1 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
3. 1 oz Triple Sec
4. 1 oz Melon Liqueur
5. 1 oz Banana Liqueur

Directions:

Stir Ingredients together in a Highball Glass and serve.
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