Last week we featured the Cosmopolitan. Now, get ready for the next one. I'm not usually one to splurge on hyperbole, so please understand that when I say this drink is f*cking awesome. I really mean it is THAT good.
This drink is a little better if you put on a mask and wear some sort of red tights or a unitard. At the very least, wear a cape and a pirate hat (eye patches can also help).
This week's drink is the Captain Cosmo; which is sort of like a cosmopolitan with it's hair messed up.